Do you all understand NOW!!!

Can never forgive Fattie Fred for they way he shoved Wor Bobby out the club, man was a complete tool who had even less respect for the fans than Ashley!!!

 

Warwick - Answer me about this apple you bastard. I've sliced it now and its going a bit brown.

 

yes, fair enough, but do you hate Cuddly Fat Freddie more than loveable Mike....

 

Great, well done Warwick, this apple has died a horrible painful half hour death at your hands. Think of the starving children, yet you have me wasting a perfectly good and juicy pink lady.

 

If we lose and you haven't gone, can it be deemed a Sacrifice by not going.....?

 

WHAT ABOUT MY ****ING APPLE YOU INSENSITIVE BABOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Warwick seems to have buggered off

 

You could try making it into an apple pie.

I love a good apple pie with thick, but not too thick, custard.

 

I had a really nice Apple Crumble at the hotel tonight <yum yum>

 

Lord Warwick - I would like to sincerely apologise for derailing your thread, In support I have just purchased a half season ticket which I am not going to use. I say lets hit Ashley where it hurts.

 

That's not a bad idea.
If half the support bought a half season ticket for the first half of the season and the other half bought a half season ticket for the second half of the season, that would surely half the support in total over the season and everyone would be happy. Simple.

 

And if the half season ticket holders each then streamed the match to the other half while filming it live on their smart phones all the fans would be happy,
It would also look like a massive anti-Ashley protest if the 25000 attending the game got kicked out for filming it,

 

I may have a spare ticket for arsenal if anyone fancies cumming.
Will know nearer the time.

 

Apparently Lord Warwick might be interested.

 

Chucked the season ticket in last year mate. Hope that appeases you.

 

Not to mention the season ticket holders who have already paid and want to get their moneys worth. Of course, if they did choose to play ball and not attend, Ashley won't care since he'd already had your money.

 

This is the point.
I go because I support the team and like a moth to a bulb I can't help myself.
If I did make a stand... I've already paid so who actually get's 'hurt'... well me as I'm effectively throwing money away.
I got a good deal for my two tickets and even as crap as we are... as an opportunity to spend time with my bairn and watch a premiership match it's still good value to me.
The other option is pissing it up the wall in a pub and taking on board 8 pints worth of calories.

 

There is nothing quite like stirring the ****!!! Things had been a bit stale on here for a few weeks.. Glad to be of service.. And by the way I mean everything I say. My daughter want to go and newcastle play, she has never been to a match before. I am in a real quandry. I have told of the times when i went with my Dad when I was her age and she is really excited about going. But I am of 2 minds. What should i do. I want to go with her but.... to see this team with this management.. I just dont know.. help!!!

 

No contest mate. Between creating a memory with your bairn or making some point about Ashley, football or just about anything, choose your family every time. They don't stay interested in doing things with you for long

(unless you hook them on football, in which case they might still be taking you to the match when you're old and grey).

 

This.