You obviously need English lessons. Firstly, on how to avoid placing orphan question marks into statements. You are also seemingly in need in of lessons in engaging your brain prior to opening your mouth and making a **** of yourself (by trying to be smart when the evidence provided by yourself dispels any such notion). In other words, don't try and be a spelling/grammar Nazi with me because you and Monaco are simply not up to it. Maybe night classes are the way forward for you. Be sure and let me know how you get on.
Girvan, just the very man, a quick question. How far away is Straiton from Ayr? I need to get from Blairquhan Estate to Ayr train station on the 2nd of Jan to get the train to Glasgow for the game?
Right Girvan ya knob, how do you do the Flashy articles on 606? I'll tell you some secrets if you tell me <BARROWMAN>
Got a wedding to go to on hogmanay, staying in one of the cottages. Hopefully the trains will be running ok on the 2nd, don't really fancy forking out for a taxi.
I used to work with a boy from Moscow in Ayrshire. We found out his mates called him Toast, when challenged as to why they call him "Toast", he said it was becasue his hair looked like toast What a fanny he was too.
