16% chance of rain on the BBC weather app. The very moment I mix a load to lay some flags fukin 100% chance of rain.
Bit of emergency DIY ****ing today. Got a call when I was out with my dogs, a dastardly woodpecker had rather enlarged the hole in my bird box full of blue tit chicks. Had a lump of hardwood knocking around, (I'd like to see the **** get through that) drilled it, screwed it up. Chicks are still alive and the tit is safely back to feeding them through what is a mini tunnel now.
This gif was me and my mate a few Xmas ago decorating a Xmas tree Took about 4/6 laps before I realised hes flattening all the plastic branches I'd been fanning out Was drunk too so that didn't help
Nicked an idea I saw in IKEA the other day, these 3d frames with fake flowers in them so I thought why not snazzy weed bags. I'm gonna get a bigger frame a3 size cos I've got loads of these bags bangin about, need to buy a glue gun tho so they like suspended if ya know what I mean Gone to live in the hip hop kitchen with ice cube