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Distinguishing Marks?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Aug 13, 2012.

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I once won le-mans racing a wheelchair pulled by a herd of ostrich.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I knew I could trust Gambol to come up with a smoothie answer - we'll call it a score draw but don't tell anybody shhhhhhh.

    17:15 <winkwink>

    May the best dong win <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 13, 2012
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I will :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Aug 13, 2012
  4. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Several tat's and piercings and a couple of scars <ok>

    I have a massive penis as well, which marks me out from others :bandit:
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Aug 13, 2012
  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Almost a half sleeve tat on my left arm, my left ear is pierced 3 times although I haven't had anything in there in about 5 years, got big scar on side of my head after being bottled by some random Portugese girl a couple of years back, loads of wee scars on my napper accumulated over the years, and now have a big scar on my left hand after nearly chopping off my thumb in Bangkok.
     
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    Mick, Aug 13, 2012
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Paris-Dakar next year with Emus and a zimmer?
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 13, 2012
  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    im doing a euan MacGregor style long way round trip on a space hopper filled with cow farts
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Will you be taking your secret Sloane Ranger homosexual lover along for the trip like McGregor did?
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 13, 2012
  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i prefer a bit o' rough. are you coming or will i have to invite tina?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012
  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Naw, I'll be racing you on Tina.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 13, 2012

  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    See that picture. I'm pretending that I'm Bastian from Neverending Story riding Falcor the Luck Dragon

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    VenomPD, Aug 13, 2012
  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 13, 2012
  14. Shameless

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    It's a combination of senility and rickets <ok>
     
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    Shameless, Aug 13, 2012
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