Off Topic DISCOVERIES !
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He has heaven full of angels. He buggers them all. That's why Satan left- he's not into butt stuff.
ahhhhh.... the angels. how could i forget... all male too no? prob explains the immaculate conception stuff there.
doesn't explain the pope making gayness a sin though.
Why mate?
Is the Holy Spirit a bit of an arse?
Also, how would I go about sinning against the fella?
Because only God is allowed to top. By having gay sex you are either taking the position of God or allowing someone else to.
If only we had a gay expert from Brighton on this forum...
So, if anyone knows this stuff, did God and The Holy Spirit 'beget' Jesus, or was Jesus a test-tube baby? What was the story Mary told Joseph?
Genesis 1:26
Then God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."
"US". .God was there, Jesus was also there, Holy Spirit was there also.
Jesus was commanded by God to be in the womb of Mary
Then God said, "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."
"US". .God was there, Jesus was also there, Holy Spirit was there also.
Jesus was commanded by God to be in the womb of Mary
Could be a "royal we". Does it say us in all translations. I know there can be some tricky translations.
Eve bit an Apple right? Actually, no. The original word used was ambiguous, usually reserved for citrus fruits, but could apply to any fruit.
The original authors of Genesis probably intended Eve to eat an orange.
Also in genesis. God created earth in 7 days right? Actually the original texts use a word that, normally implies a day but Actually means "period of time". The word has ambiguous meaning and might not have meant 7 days. (but probably did).
Forward to the new testament. Mary was a virgin right? Again, an ambiguous word was used in the oldest known texts. The word used to describe Mary really meant "young unmarried woman" this has been translated to mean "virgin" in all modern languages. Certainly the texts imply Joseph wasn't the baby-daddy, but Mary might have had sex with men before her impregnation according to oldest copies of the gospels in their untranslated form.
Anyhow, I'm blabbering.... But point being I wonder if "us" is another bad translation.
Meaning of Mary Star of the sea.
Mary1
[ˈmɛːri]
DEFINITION
- mother of Jesus; known as the (Blessed) Virgin Mary, or St Mary, or Our Lady. According to the Gospels she was a virgin betrothed to Joseph and conceived Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. She has been venerated by Catholic and Orthodox Churches from the earliest Christian times. Feast days, 1 January (Roman Catholic Church), 25 March (Annunciation), 15 August (Assumption), 8 September (Nativity), 8 December (Immaculate Conception).
Sorry. That was bad wording.
The word to DESCRIBE Mary used in the original texts was a word meaning "young unmarried woman". It didn't necessarily mean virgin.
The early translations changed the word to virgin. And all subsequent translations to other languages used the word"virgin".
He probably sent Gabriel down with a turkey baster full of his load. Wonder what mags God gets off on? Could he travel forward in time and watch Pornhub?
If he can travel in time why stop at pornhub. There will be VR porn this decade. Beyond this decade who knows.