Match Day Thread Dirty Leeds vs Alehouse Brawlers Championship Playoff Final Sunday 26th May 2024, 3pm

Our team has got Adarma, he's got his strong beliefs
Our team has got Will Smallbone, he's got his strong beliefs
Our team has got McCarthy, he's got his strong beliefs
Our team has got Aribo, he's got his strong beliefs
Our team has got Jack Stephens, he's got his strong beliefs

and on and on, but it doesn’t work for everyone

 

Please can at least one of them have trembly knees instead?

 

Edozie?

 

Our very own Shakin' Stevens.

 

Who can’t hit a Green Door with a banjo….

 

Have u noticed how often I am on here now season has finished. I am fearless preseason

 

Trombolese is a French desert flavoured with cinnamon and tamarind.

 

Shakin' Stephens

 

Maybe, but also a state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires. This is a Buddhist concept and therefore wholly appropriate for us under Russell and yet strangely inappropriate when adopted as a victory song for winning the most financially rewarding football game in the world

"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese”

There are many variants with myriad sources of which some or all may be made up or misspelled. You just change the vowels

TR(O)MB(O)L(E)SE
1 2 3
1 O or U
2 O or A
3 E, I or Y or ENE
And Americans replace the S with Z

And actually you can replace any of the vowels with AEIOUY and use your own variant to mean whatever you like

You just have to succumb to your own lack of power over such matters

 

@shoot_spiderman , have you reached your own personal Nirvana on Saturday morning, knowing that you haven't got to worry about Saints' performance (for a few weeks, anyway)?

 

Just been thinking.

HMS Piss the League, didn’t quite work out as we planned, but with hindsight, probably better.

 

Hit some storms and some rough patches along the way, but ultimately made it into the docks.

[hoooooonnkkk]

 

A bit of the left hand down a bit*

*if you are ancient as well you will recognise the reference to the radio show ‘The Navy Lark’

 

I've been looking for the preseason schedules, anyone any ideas/guesses? Nothing on the O.S. this my chat with the 'virtual agent'.

When will the preseason schedule be announced?
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Summer transfer window opens - June 14, 2024

Premier League fixture release day - June 18, 2024 (9am)

Saints pre-season expected to start - July 7, 2024. Do we need a preseason thread?


Premier League opening day - August 17, 2024

Summer transfer window closes - August 30, 2024 (11pm)

Winter transfer window opens - January 1, 2025

Winter transfer window closes - February 3, 2025 (11pm)

Premier League season ends - May 25, 2025

 

I’m still in that perfect state of ecstasy that means that I believe that if we were playing then we’d win anyway

 

Won’t last. StJabbo put wind up me just mentioning PL opening day.

 

Probably built by the companies that built our new aircraft carriers.

 

Recommended reading: Zen and the Art of Saints Supporting by R. Martin
Also by the same author: Zen and the Art of Saints Managing.

 

The admiral's barge

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Certain to strike fear in our foes

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The invasion fleet

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