dirty bastard

[Kim Jong Il]

Just seen a guy drop a biscuit on the train floor. He picked it up and put it on the table then took another out the packet and put it on the table next to it. He moved them about I'm guessing to confuse him self as to which one is the floor biscuit then ate them both.

Seemed a bit elaborate to end up eating a train floor snack.

 

[VenomPD]

Floor biscuits taste better anyway

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Aye but why the elaborate deception? If he had just picked it up and ate it in accordance with the 10 second rule then I would have thought nothing of it. It's the switching about that bothers me.

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

"If I don't know which one's the dirty one, then they're both ok"?

The table's probably as dirty as ****, anyway.

 

[VenomPD]

Aye but why the elaborate deception? If he had just picked it up and ate it in accordance with the 10 second rule then I would have thought nothing of it. It's the switching about that bothers me.

He probably wanted to pass the time with a game of "guess the dirty biscuit"

This guy sounds like him and me could be good pals.

 

[Kim Jong Il]

But when you say dirty biscuit you mean some kind of despicable sex act.

 

[VenomPD]

But when you say dirty biscuit you mean some kind of despicable sex act.

Not always; just most of the time.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

what kind of biscuits?

 

[Otto Flayshow]

If you dropped a biscuit in **** you wouldn't eat it if you managed to fish it out within 10s. Why is the floor any different?

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Fig roll.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

But when you say dirty biscuit you mean some kind of despicable sex act.

What's this "sex" thing you keep talking about? Is that when you love someone and make them tea and then they have babies?

 

[Toby]

If you dropped a biscuit in **** you wouldn't eat it if you managed to fish it out within 10s. Why is the floor any different?

Because the floor isn't covered in ****?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Fig roll.

Fig rolls are a wee bit sticky - this makes it worse than even a generic biscuit like a rich tea or a bourbon.

<boak>

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Because the floor isn't covered in ****?

You're missing the point. Why is it OK to eat the biscuit if you pick it up within 10s?

 

[VenomPD]

You're missing the point. Why is it OK to eat the biscuit if you pick it up within 10s?

Boring answer: Rationalisation

Also it'd be a waste of a good biscuit.

 

[Toby]

You're missing the point. Why is it OK to eat the biscuit if you pick it up within 10s?

It's mostly down to the people around you. If people are watching, it's pretty awkward to leave it too long. 10 seconds is pretty slack, after a few seconds it starts to be too long...but only if people are looking...

To come back to your previous point, **** is ****, even if a biscuit fell near it I wouldn't eat it.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

just as well he didn't knock his tea over.

 

[Deleted 1]

I saw a man knock his pint over once - he asked the barmaid for a straw and started sucking it off the cpunter. She barred him.

 

[GroveRanger]

At least he didn't play the original biscuit game on the train. I'm sure the sight of a man tugging himself over a fig roll would have raised a couple of eyebrows on the Hogwarts Express.

 

[Ciaran]

As long as you bless yourself with it it's fine.