Just seen a guy drop a biscuit on the train floor. He picked it up and put it on the table then took another out the packet and put it on the table next to it. He moved them about I'm guessing to confuse him self as to which one is the floor biscuit then ate them both. Seemed a bit elaborate to end up eating a train floor snack.
Aye but why the elaborate deception? If he had just picked it up and ate it in accordance with the 10 second rule then I would have thought nothing of it. It's the switching about that bothers me.
"If I don't know which one's the dirty one, then they're both ok"? The table's probably as dirty as ****, anyway.
He probably wanted to pass the time with a game of "guess the dirty biscuit" This guy sounds like him and me could be good pals.
If you dropped a biscuit in **** you wouldn't eat it if you managed to fish it out within 10s. Why is the floor any different?
What's this "sex" thing you keep talking about? Is that when you love someone and make them tea and then they have babies?
Fig rolls are a wee bit sticky - this makes it worse than even a generic biscuit like a rich tea or a bourbon. <boak>
It's mostly down to the people around you. If people are watching, it's pretty awkward to leave it too long. 10 seconds is pretty slack, after a few seconds it starts to be too long...but only if people are looking... To come back to your previous point, **** is ****, even if a biscuit fell near it I wouldn't eat it.
I saw a man knock his pint over once - he asked the barmaid for a straw and started sucking it off the cpunter. She barred him.
At least he didn't play the original biscuit game on the train. I'm sure the sight of a man tugging himself over a fig roll would have raised a couple of eyebrows on the Hogwarts Express.
