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Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by Moelfre, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Smithers

    Smithers Well-Known Member
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    Dont tempt me!
     
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  2. ricc full

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    women cant throw, their breasts get in the way lol
     
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  3. jowlermonkey

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    Second thoughts who wants to chip in for a large frying pan and we can get Smithers to deliver it!!!
     
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  4. nickyb

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    How about a bazooka?

    As in bazooka the fookah
     
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  5. Smithers

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    I wouldnt be able to do it mate, I position myself so I cant see him otherwise I spend all match falling out with myself and then the Mrs!
     
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  6. jowlermonkey

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    ONB,

    The problem with a bazooka is you only get to do it once and you go to jail for a long time.
     
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  7. Smithers

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    Sue barker?
     
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  8. koskikabow

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    Sue Barker , isn't that the hairy friend of Han Solo ?
     
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  9. Pottermouth 328

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    Ric Trust me, if the wife wanted to throw something she would most probably hit it. How about a javelin? it's quiet, quick and accurate. In the right hands that is. Anyone have Jessica Ennis's mob No!
     
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  10. jowlermonkey

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    Is hand solo a euphanism!!
     
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  11. nickyb

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    No a euphonium is a musical instrument and Ms Ennis is a fit as a butcher's dog
     
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  12. jowlermonkey

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    I'd be a happy man if I did!!
     
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