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Dining Out

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    On today's show, we've already heard from Wilma about her ex husband Drew and how she believes he was sneaking gangs of aggressive gay males into their house while she slept in order to be brutalised by them and she says he wasn't even very good at covering up the black eyes and bruises he gained from being cock-slapped so hard.

    He's here to give his side of the story.

    Everyone welcome Drew Peacock to the stage <applause>
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I'm a real man. I can do honesty!!
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

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    My ex ****ing hated me after we split, she then found out i married a sexy woman 8 years younger than her ever since she has been charming to be around.
    Women are weird
     
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    What did you have with the steak ER?

    Agree with what Jen says by the way - mine split when I was 13 and were really amicable about it so it was definitely easier for us 4 kids to deal with.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Chips (no offence to the Oirish), portobello mushroom, tomato and there was something else but I've forgotten, memory is getting bad these days.
     
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    Very nice too. Having sea bass tonight.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sea Bass is one of my favourites.

    I hate fish with batter on, so I rarely go for a chipper.

    My brother from Sweden is over at the moment so tomorrow I'm going to make a chicken, bacon and mushroom casserole and bung it in the slow cooker.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    In fact, I'll top that, onion rings were supposed to come with the meal and they didn't give us any <laugh> No wonder I couldn't remember.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    You'd only have looped them over your willy, shouting to your wife, 'Lookie here, dear, bet you didn't know I had a new trick!!'
     
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    Who the **** told you about my trip to the West end with my mother last weekend? <steam>
     
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  12. Tina.

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    :bandit:Gambol.
     
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    <laugh> Can't tell him anything.
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Sex with an ex is definitely a must as you can hate **** them whilst rabbit punching them to the back of their head.
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Never done it. Don't EVER look back once it's over.

    That's my motto <party>
     
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    It's only because you were too lazy to dig their bodies up from under the patio. I sympathise - I'm the same.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    No. The inner diameter of said onion rings is not sufficient to accomodate my massive girth.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    he says to me "you can come around anytime, jen" but i told him i dont want to see them, i just want to hang out with him, go to the cricket or something. but he wont sacrifice the time for me incase his girlfriend doesnt like it.
    basically he doesnt want to put the effort in and expects me to do all the running.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    forget him then Jen. some guys just are not worth the effort.

    it's his loss, not yours.
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

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    it was hard to get used to after being in a "normal" family where we were always going out together at weekends and stuff.

    even weirder, my grandad died in 1990 and my nan in 2001 and he's an only child so youd think he'd want to keep his only daughter close, apparently not!
     
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