The producers of "The Iron Lady" tried to persuade Meryl Streep to wait until after Thatcher died before releasing the film ......... So the film could have a happy ending.
Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral. It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.
A newspaper reporter turned up at Arthur Scargill's house hoping to get the scoop on everyone about Scargill being quoted as saying "Margaret Thatcher should definitely have a State Funeral!" "Is it true Mr Scargill? Did you really say Mrs Thatcher should have a State Funeral?" "Of course it's true!" replied Arthur................. "I didn't want to wait till she was dead though!"
It now turns out Jimmy Saville was best mates with Thatcher................. Bloody hell I didn't think his reputation could get any worse.
Rumours going round that Margaret Thatchers stroke was brought on by shock............. ATOS said she was fit for work.
It has been announced that Thatchers corpse will be thrown down one of the pits she closed and a public toilet built on top of it charging £5 a dump. Funds raised are expected to clear the national debt by Friday lunchtime.
Thatcher the next person to be implicated in the saville case for interferring with miners. In all honesty i wouldnt be suprised
somebody said to me today, if Thatcher had never came into power and closed all the industries in the north east, how would women have realised they had a place in a call centre instead of home, blissfully bringing up children knowing food would be on the table? curious one that like, i just dont know?
Not sure if it's true, but I've heard that the song 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead# is climbing the itunes charts rapidly..
