Listen, just drink the ****ing lot.
10 am tomorrow replace it and do the same again.
ffs how obvious does it need to be?
Lafs these days man. Nee ****ing stamina.
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Lafs these days man. Nee ****ing stamina.
They`ve got nee idea mate. Drink till you fall down then get up and do it again.
Wimps.
Mind you with that piss he has bought, you'd probably have to drink enough to drown an elephant to have much affect.
Look at this. 4 am. Got up for a loo break cuppa and a tab. Can`t settle, restless as ****. A reet mess me like. Am in a reet state.
Is that Alan Johnson in the background?
He's outside. Theres a school opposite.
Dressed up as a lollipop lady or the green cross man? The green cross man was that the guy who did the Star War movies....? David Prowse I think his name was....back to my cocktail....
Under no circumstances are the words lollipop and cock to be used in the same sentence when referring to AJ.
Thank you.
Kinky John is getting a pole dancer for half time
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. I love random ****e. And that was random.
HAD ON. A ****ING COCKTAIL. WTF?
9.30pm on a Saturday night here.....just getting in pre derby mood...vodies and diet coke....
9.30pm on a Saturday night here.....just getting in pre derby mood...vodies and diet coke....
Ah well thats ok. Nee umbrellas and cherries in that.
Get some kip I think....don't know yet...........just want to get through this game....feel a bit like Snow White.....just want the seven up.....