Off Topic Diddles & **** Foreign Foods!

Diddles is a smashing lad who I have had the pleasure of meeting...If he has left he will be yet another one of the long term posters who are good lads who have decided to leave this forum.. What's gannin on like?

 

He's just sloped off, without a whisper... selfish baldy bastard.

Maybe he's gone underground, in his bomb proof shelter... he might know something we don't.

Can anybody from the North East confirm whether there is a shortage of tin foil available for purchase?

 

Do you want me to make you some an english love, no I don't want any, are you sure I can put a bit extra in, no iv'e told you I don't want any, Ok but I am lust making enough for myself, that's fine i am ok, hell that smells good can i have a dip of your tomato can i have that piece of bacon go on just chuck that sausage on that crust youv'e just dipped in the egg. FFFFUUUUCCCKKKK OOOFFFF.

 

Can i have some of your drugs pleeaaaaaasee.

 

Giz a bit of that bacon you've made 4 rashers.

Yeah that's cos I wanted four, not three!

 

Would of broke her arms if she touched my pease pudding.

 

Cous Cous. What the f*ck is that about?

Any f*cker on here who admits to liking it is a lying c*nt

 

I don't like it honest I just force tons of it down my neck with every meal its ****.

 

I have also had the pleasure of meeting diddles. I think we may be reading too much into this and he will be back.

 

Aye maybe he's on holiday or has been abducted by aliens. Could be anything.

 

Haggis. Anyone actually eaten it more than once?

 

I'd rather eat a bag of rats.

 

My wife likes crab sticks but for some reason when I see them in the fridge it makes me angry. They're just trash, there's definitely no crab in there and I'm not sure there's any fish either. Last time I tried one it was unexpectedly sickly sweet and the texture almost made me heave.

They have to be one of the fakest foods you can buy, crap ingredients rammed full of artificial colouring and flavouring.

 

Used to live in Crook and the fish shop there did battered haggis. Used to get it now and again.

 

All this talk about food made me think about nipping out & treating myself to a little delicacy.

Haven`t had tripe for ages.

 

How can you come up with that when there`s pages of muck youse lot`s hoyin down yer gullets.

Top stuff tripe man. Full of goodness and vitamins and that. Very good for hangovers apparently. Also increases libido. Don`t know what that is but you can probblies get cream for it.

 

There's a reason people say "You're talking tripe"... mate, it doesn't mean you're talking really nice, it means you're talking utter ****e.

There's no room for tripe anywhere outside of the dog's bowl in my opinion, even then I doubt my dog would eat it.

 

I used to sell loads of it in dried sticks when I had a pet food business. Most dogs loved it.

Pigs lugs and bulls willies were also favourites.