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  1. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    You’re goddamn right I did

    What’s your favourite movie quote/exchange?
     
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    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

    Sends a shiver down my spine just reading it.
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    You remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and said 'Kid, this ain't your night. We're goin' for the price on Wilson'. You 'member that? 'This ain't your night'. My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors in a ball park and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palookaville. You was my brother, Charlie. You shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You should taken care of me just a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money... I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum… which is what I am, let's face it."
     
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  4. The Norton Cat

    The Norton Cat Well-Known Member

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    Tit Bits reporter:
    Your grace. I represent the magazine "Tit Bits" by whom I'm commissioned to approach you for the publication rights of your memoirs.

    Louis Mazzini:
    My memoirs? Oh, my memoirs. My memoirs. My memoirs!
     
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  5. cumbrianmackem

    cumbrianmackem Well-Known Member

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    Every time a bell rings an angel is awarded his wings.
    Jimmy Stewart It's a Wonderful Life, best Xmas movie ever.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
     
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    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    I actually got goosepimples just reading that.
    Have a like.
     
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  8. Milton Nunez's Thong

    Milton Nunez's Thong Well-Known Member

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    "Oh I'm sorry, was it because you're black?"
    "Hell no, damned alligator bit my hand clean off."
     
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  9. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Broadsword calling Danny boy.
     
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  10. Confucius

    Confucius Well-Known Member

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    Stewart Donald in Dumb and Dumber
     
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  11. Confucius

    Confucius Well-Known Member

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    The ancient male symbol was the blade, it's a basic phallus. It's still used today on military uniforms.


    Yes, and the more penises you have, the higher your rank. Boys will be boys!
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I AM SPARTACUS
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    "Never was so much owed by so many to so few" winston churchill battle of britain
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Horatio Nelson ..................'I sees no ships' .................with the telescope up to his blind eye at the Battle of Copenhagen 1801
     
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    Imagine the size of his balls, imagine getting into a fight with the ****er!
     
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  16. farnboromackem

    farnboromackem Well-Known Member

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    I'm Spartacus
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" is a line from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind, often heard in many a Northeast homes when its time for the club
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    there can be only one ..........the highlander..........and that ****er is me
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 10, 2020
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    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    "To be honest love, I don't give a ****"
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    there are pills you can take for that, ask the chemist for constipation tablets
     
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