Dick Out

Dick out. You sad bastards

 

Have a look at the board from yesterday, I won't be surprised if there's been over 500 posts, we can banter all day long.

Only with people that can actually banter though, you're just a tit, basically.

 

Go feltch smug he is amusing

 

*fetch

 

and he's got internet tourettes
Nathan Barley - well known member never a truer word spoken

 

Awww bless him, he must have been expecting a very different thread with pics and stuff, must be very disappointing to find people talking about football

 

ffs Joe, Don't send him one back the mood you're in.

 

Suck my unappealing hairy sweaty ring piece.

 

Dick Out. Only on the SAFC board can we have such a thread title..

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A husband has been kicked out by his wife after getting a comedy penis tattoo stretching halfway down his leg.

Stuart Valentino, 34, got the X-rated inking on his thigh as a drunken joke but the prank backfired horribly.

Wife Samantha, 35, decided she could take no more after it meant the family had to scrap a holiday and swimming trips with three-year-old daughter Ayla.

Stuart, from Southsea, Hampshire, said: "My wife hates it. In retrospect, I'm not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever done.

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-dumped-over-penis-tattoo-6257206

 

I'm gonna start thinking before posting, emotions get the better and all that.

 

. No mate, the more random the better....

In all honesty, Dick has to take some blame..

The question now is, 'will he see out his year contract'?

 

What is with your fascination with smug? You've mentioned him a few tomes...

 

He is a regular on GC....just a name change.

 

Ah OK. That explaisn a lot.