Dev's jokebook found

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Gambol said:
I don't know all about it.

Every time they abduct me I understand a bit here and there.

Normally they abduct me when I'm driving on the M8 motorway.

Ever joined a motorway and the next thing you know your're leaving the motorway and can't remember driving along it like you were driving in autopilot? You've been abducted. FACT.
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Sounds like an elaborate excuse to explain your sore bottom.
 
Huggy Bear said:
Sounds like an elaborate excuse to explain your sore bottom.
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Aliens gave up interest in anal probing back in the 1950's. Just ask Eddie.

I mean, for **** sake, how much can you learn about the biology of an animal by sticking probes up it's arse?

...oh, I see what you mean, I got shagged.
 
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