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Detective Work

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022.

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Mrs luv is leaving you

Poll closed Jul 22, 2022.
  1. Correct

    8 vote(s)
    80.0%
  2. Nah I'm adorable

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I can't say what it is, but I'm sure her dad will be fully involved.

    Probably organising it all.

    Good luck mate.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    He’s moving in.
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    With the electronic organ!
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm trying to figure out how Luv's going to hint he's not happy about this.
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    She's preggers probably mate
     
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  7. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    But whose the Daddy
     
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  8. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Christmas with Aled Jones & Russell Watson is on in Llandudno.

    Enjoy your evening.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Two Tickets To Tosca ...

    ... and the revelation that she has just been voted President of the Alliteration Society <cheers>
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Luv <laugh>
     
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  11. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    She's found his long lost son

    upload_2022-7-14_23-33-33.png

    Hes coming home, hes coming home, matth is coming home
     
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  12. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Just do these polls properly if you gonna bother at all ffs

    cant see who voted
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh>

    what the ****
     
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  15. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    She’s booked you one of those experience days.

    You are going skydiving.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She’s probs gonna take you on a nice walk in a quiet, romantic wooded area and hack you up with an axe.

    40 years of looking at your miserable sausage roll body, she’s had enough. It’s the right thing to do.
     
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  17. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Is Jeremy Kyle still a show over there?
     
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  18. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    And sharing your bedroom.
     
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  19. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    A 3 hour keyboard lesson with the Father in Law followed by cleaning the camper van
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    She's decided it's time for you to meet her children.
     
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