The strongest muscle is the one in my head
My strongest muscle is the one in my grubby pants

The strongest muscle is the one in my head

No, you clearly admitted it with pish like "aye but ma brain is brilliant, so there!"
To be honest, I prefer garden peas myself. Living in yorkshire has got me into cricket and rugby league but mushy peas aint gonna catch on.
If we're having a bragging contest then the standard of bird I pull is playing in La Liga, and yours is playing Shinty with all the other inbreds that canny play fitba.
And this is based on......?And this is based on......?
Frank you are laughable. You started this thread then threw your toys out the pram when you got pulled up and now you've descended into the level I expected from you; Secondary school stuff because you still act like a kid.
The fact that you need to pull out tired ****e like "Ah've pure shagged more better good looking burds than you have by the way" shows how childish you are. I bet you and your dunderhead pals are a right laugh. I could quite easily show you some of the fanny I've had and get it backed up by gazzasnotmad because he's met 90% of them. But I don't feel the need to because I've got literally nothing to prove to a daft bairn like you.



Nae bother Jim Taggart.Frank.....who started this??????

av got a feelin the tankin he took was to do with his extra curricular activities.
****ing hell. It's horrible outside ****ing blizzard then had to go into the turbine hall wearing all my gear and thermals. A bit like going from the Antarctic to the Sahara in a couple of seconds. I've sweated off a bit of my fat now Frank, get it up ye!

I once sponsered a goat for a village in Rwanda as a wedding present for my cousin.
I sponsered a Bongo at Edinburgh Zoo in the name of my mate Bongo and then told him it had been named after him. Daft **** believed me: