Derry All Ireland Fleadh Bid Hits a Roadblock

I believe it's Shelia rather than Sheila

 

I stand corrected

 

Now Gambols off to set up a FB account and send slane girl a friends request.

 

One of them was trying really hard to convince that it was the actual lassie (loads of facebook pictures, using her real name etc...


But, her username had (#slanegirl) after it and the profile avatar was a proper close up of her getting facefucked

 

[video=youtube;JOLdevq1QvQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOLdevq1QvQ[/video]

 

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I'd feel compelled to shoot maself in the head if I got a facebook account

 

You ought to get one if only for the daily reminder that everyone you knew at school who you thought was alright is now a complete and utter sad up-themselves spastic of the highest order.

 

Works two ways.

Lassie I had a crush on at school and never plucked up the baws to do anything about it (everybody's got one) lives in Australia now with these perfect blonde kids, enormous house and seems to be at the beach every other day.

Alternatively, lassie who everyone wanted to fire intae at school and was decent (but a bit daft) is now a ginormous heifer married to a big fat disaster of a guy.

If you're a single guy, facebook is a really easy way to get your hole - especially from the "I shoulda fingered her at the school dance but I shat it" types from your life.

If you're no looking for any shagging, it is a big pile of pish.

 

Bib's alterior motives revealed.

You can take the bhoy out of the chapel, but you can't take the Roman Catholic upbringing out the bhoy...

 

Slanegirl is in the Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Slane-Castle-gig-viral-Twitter-Instagram.html

 

After the girl's rise to fame, she was apparently left extremely distressed and embarrassed.
She is currently in hospital, and is believed to have been sedated.
'This is a very sensitive matter and the girl's family are distraught,' a source told the Irish Sun. 'This is so out of character for her. She's currently very emotional and confused about the whole thing.'


Turns out she's only 17

 

Old enough to have a cockatoo.

 

Nice of the daily Mail to go on about how intrusive and distressing it has been and then go and publish a picture of the poor kid.

 

Eminem will be gutted he missed out on the action, he'll probably do a rap about it.

Pictures of her giving blow jobs could be taken as indecent images due to her age.

 

Is that the law - ok to **** 'em as long as you don't take a photo?

 

Apparently so, at 16 you can pump away to your hearts content but if someone publishes a photo of you doing so it's classed as indecent images of a minor.

Strange world we live in.

 

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