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Derby Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2015.

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Quality Comm <ok>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 19, 2015
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    If that lazy bastard Mitro doesn't pull his finger out by noon tomorrow I'll be forced to do one again lads. Save me a job please fella...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 19, 2015
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    **** you Albert. I'll do it after work tonight. <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2015
  4. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Oct 20, 2015
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Lazy jobsworth couldn't give a **** bastard. FFS get your butler, secretary or groundsman to do it you ivory tower in Jesmond dwelling blue blooded posh, lethargic twat..
    You are clearly the Marcellino of match day threads.
    x
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Thought we had decided when we set up the rotating match thread idea that the match thread writer continued until we lost. I suspect this fact was forgotten during another extended winless run! However we are tempting fate by changing a proven winner before a derby game. I for one will always blame Mitrosexual if he does it and we lose. Please Tash do it again. We need you.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 20, 2015
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  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Sam Allardyce.jpg
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Oct 20, 2015
  9. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    I'll have a battered Sunderland and a large chips, Oh and a pickled egg, and some curry sauce. oh and another large chips and 3 pies! Nom Nom Nom
     
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  10. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    That's why we lost our second game in the League Cup after I did the match day thread in the first ;)
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Cheese on the chips mate... don't forget the cheese .... oh and the blue pop.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2015
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  12. Toon_Man_Sam1

    Toon_Man_Sam1 Well-Known Member

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    His not a monster, he leaves Cheesy Chips to the inbred locals!
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Oct 20, 2015
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    one of @commachio1 's mates.....

    <whistle>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2015
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What's the crack? Are we looking to Tash for the match thread?

    I just need to know so that I can tell my butler to not bother coming in tonight to do the necessary. Don't want to spend money when its not required. Every penny counts in slavery.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2015
  15. Captainchaos.

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    Fat thick Mackem?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    No mate.
    you need to do it.
    It's your turn.
    no bottling.
    If anyone else puts one up I'll get all big and hard and stuff and delete or merge it.
    There can be only one.....

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2015
  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You've never been big and hard in your life.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 21, 2015
  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    But he once had a small hard on. Think it was when he was caught in the changing rooms sniffing Ketsbias duds.

    Poor cleaner was ashamed and called his mum.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 21, 2015
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I was looking for his missing boot mate.
    It still hasn't bee found.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 21, 2015
  20. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Well you got half the scorelibe correct.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Oct 26, 2015
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