Kone would spin you round on his little finger and flick you into the South stand mate. Take Defoe out then wed have N'Doye, Khazri, Lens (maybe) and the Geordie slayer Borini to kick your AR$ES!
He'd have to catch me first. While he is big, I reckon I could spin him round and put him on his arse. N'Doye genuinely does not bother me, Khazri has a wicked delivery which will send clown boy into a tail spin, Lens won't play and neither will Borini (I might be wrong here but I don't think SA has played him much). Defoe is the killer. One of the best strikers in the PL easily and his movement along with Khazri's distribution will potentially do us. Personally, I am hoping we play Doumbia. His pace up top is something we need to be using and up until now Tufty has refrained from doing so. Strong and pacey will have your defence in tatters.
Actually scrub what I just said. If I am watching the match at your dads house, N'Doye will probably score a hattrick and Clown Boy will be offered a contract extension and the key to the city.
Not sure how fast you are mate, but id bet my money on him catching you. Hes no slouch. Borini hasnt played due to our strengh in depth upfront bearing in mind he wants to play where Defoe does and when we have Watmore in the mix aswell along with Lens. Our forward line has never been so good in my opinion. Kone has been a breath if fresh air and along with Kabouls return to fitness i fail to see how we can lose against yous!
Exactly mate, i didnt want to pain him too much. Add to that Big Sam over Ginger bollocks Shteeeve McClaren. Ill look forward to them 3 sweet points and ANOTHER derby victory .
I'm there every home game, mate. I'll have the bairn with me like, so I can't go to any bars that are too hardcore.
