I think we can all accept that we're relegated. Whoever takes over, here are the records we need to avoid:
Fewest PL goals scored in a season: 20 - Derby County (2007/08) 20 - Sheffield United (2020/21)
Fewest PL goals scored at home in a season: 9 - Fulham (2020/21)
Fewest PL goals scored away in a season: 7 - Norwich City (2019/20)
Most PL goals conceded at home in a season: 57 - Sheffield United (2023/24)
Most PL goals conceded away in a season: 59 - Ipswich Town (1994/95 - 42 matches), 55 - Wigan Athletic (2009/10 - 38 matches)
Worst PL goal difference in a season: -69 - Derby County (2007/08) -69 - Sheffield United (2023/24)
Fewest PL clean sheets in a season: 1 - Sheffield United (2023/24)
Fewest PL points in a season: 11 - Derby County (2007/08)
Also, please can one of the "big" teams do us a favour and beat a team not called Southampton 10-0.
Thought I'd take a look at each of these records outside of the points one in comparison to where we're at currently.
Fewest PL goals scored in a season: 20
Currently on 12 from 20 matches which across a season would equal 22-ish so currently on track to be alright here if we score at a similar rate which shouldn't be too difficult.
Fewest PL goals scored at home in a season: 9
Already on 7 so can't see us only scoring once more in 9 games. Even only twice to equal seems unlikely.
Fewest PL goals scored away in a season: 7
Currently on 5 so same as the home one where we need 3 goals in 9 matches to avoid equalling. Should be doable I reckon with our fellow promoted sides still to visit
Most PL goals conceded at home in a season: 57
27 from 10 games. Tracks roughly to 52 so can see this one being a real possibility with Toon, City and Arsenal still to visit.
Most PL goals conceded away in a season: 59
17 from 10 games. Would take a huge collapse and a couple of humpings to break this one. Would need to average more than 3 conceded per game which doesn't seem too likely. A 9-0 might swing it though.
Worst PL goal difference in a season: 69
At -32 after 20 games so would have to get worse to beat this one. Should be okay but definitely a risk seeing as some players have already seemingly thrown the towel in.
Fewest PL clean sheets in a season: 1
We already have two so are alright here
One that wasn't included here was the most conceded which is 104, would have to be substantially worse than we have to break that so can't see it.
So despite how terrible we are we don't actually seem likely to take that many records which is more than a bit surprising. Says a lot about how poorly some of these other sides did.
Get 12 points and I'd even call it a semi-successful second half of the season at this point
