Der Veekend

Is that a soccer thing? Can I play next week? I'll not be able to see straight by 6 tonight.

 

Depends if you're any good or not. Couple of ex pro's play so its a good standard.

 

Last time I played in Scotland was against vale of leithin or summit like that. I tore them a new one.

 

taig stronghold

well done bud

 

Working tomorrow. Drunken stupor tomorrow night. Having farter played with by Barry on Sunday.

Fun packed weekend.

 

*Fudge

 

How are your ankles holding up?

 

Well hopefully!

 

I'll be doing it on Sunday!

 

Anyone recall I said I was thinking of getting a new camera? Initially it was to photograph my paintings better but then I thought I'd like to have a go at wildlife photography. Well, I've got the camera, a telephoto lens and today a new head for my tripod with twiddly knobs for precise aiming.

Expect I'll be taking photographs.

BTW, it's the RSPB garden bird survey this weekend so I'll also spend an hour doing that.

Right now drinking, throwing ball for dog and waiting for Chinky takeaway to be delivered.

 

Bring it, you ****.

 

Funny none of has seen your art, then?

PS I'd be interested in your pics of human burds.

 

Like to watch the old Top of the Popses on a Friday. Funny how the rave tracks really seem to fall flat but within the confines of a mix they are classics. Toxic Two - Rave Generator was just on. These choons were never made to be played as standalone tracks. Opus 3 was on last two weeks, bird that went out with head boy from my school then dumped him just as that single was released. New Age airhead but fit.

 

They have seen my art and naturally took the p!ss...

 

I got a chinky tonight after football from the Yeeman in possil and **** me, what a drooth I’ve got now.

Tanked 2 cans and half a bottle of Prosecco trying to combat the bastard.

 

PS have a look at https://500px.com/popular for some artistic photography.

 

I've just had a few prawn crackers and a couple of ribs and am 1/3 of the way through a bottle of sauvignon blanc and halfway through the second bottle of real ale. The rest of the food is in the oven keeping warm.

 

Let’s see some.

 

I hate takeaways. @julie cooking is top notch but she whines like a bitch about cooking 7 days a week and cleaning the kitchen afterwards while I sit on my phone posting comments in an award winning forum, so she likes a takeaway every now and again.

 

Your arse will be in bits tomorrow morning, Baz.

The curry sauce is deadly from there.