Off Topic Depression thread

[Fox Mulder]

one thing i love is amaretto … is that Italian ?

 

[Commachio]

yeah or boil it in 3 minutes from a blister packet

roid head resorts to micro/boil in bag?

if you can't cook, it must cost you fortune.

 

[Matth_2014]

I am fully grown mate, I support my entire family, pay my mortgage, save into pensions, manage over £500m worth of procurement packages in the Construction Sector and have the highest achievable merit in my profession.

You sit in your mouldy bedroom screaming at your phone and eating Spaghetti Hoops with your toes.

No I don’t, Another myth that needs to stop, I do have a jobs I do get paid for it as well, as won’t tell anyone, Especially you, What I do, There’s a reason why you’re on ignore.

 

[Commachio]

No I don’t, Another myth that needs to stop, I do have a jobs I do get paid for it as well, as won’t tell anyone, Especially you, What I do, There’s a reason why you’re on ignore.

Well he's obviously not is he, you've just replied to him/

You attention seeking ****tard.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

No I don’t, Another myth that needs to stop, I do have a jobs I do get paid for it as well, as won’t tell anyone, Especially you, What I do, There’s a reason why you’re on ignore.

You get paid to go home early because someone makes you angry? Behave.

 

[Commachio]

You get paid to go home early because someone makes you angry? Behave.

Bedsit?

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Bedsit?

Within daddies arms.

 

[Commachio]

Within daddies arms.

Ma mamas titties.


now grow up,

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Ma mamas titties.


now grow up,

Matty boy wouldn’t know how to suck a titty, let alone his mummies.

 

[Commachio]

Matty boy wouldn’t know how to suck a titty, let alone his mummies.

I think he's an expert, after 14 years.

 

[Matth_2014]

You get paid to go home early because someone makes you angry? Behave.

No I don’t.

 

[Matth_2014]

Matty boy wouldn’t know how to suck a titty, let alone his mummies.

I sucked your mums tits last night.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I sucked your mums tits last night.

So did I! What a coincidence

 

[Commachio]

I sucked your mums tits last night.

you've never seen any real tits, outside off your family.


let's be honest here, you still bathed with your mum till you were 13.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

you've never seen any real tits, outside off your family.


let's be honest here, you still bathed with your mum till you were 13.

I bet his first wet dream was over his mum, or dad.

 

[Commachio]

I bet his first wet dream was over his mum, or dad.

it wasn't a dream mate.

He's now locked in the basement with 2gb data,

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I sucked your mums tits last night.

Only thing you sucked last night was the hoop juice off your own toes.

Out of interest In your job is your primary duty to stand in a field all night in a big jacket and straw hat with both arms perpendicular to the floor?

 

[Fox Mulder]

roid head resorts to micro/boil in bag?

if you can't cook, it must cost you fortune.

fresh tortellini is good

 

[Commachio]

Only thing you sucked last night was the hoop juice off your own toes.

Out of interest In your job is your primary duty to stand in a field all night in a big jacket and straw hat with both arms perpendicular to the floor?

that's really gonna **** his mind up.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I sucked your mums tits last night.

nailed