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Decorating??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're right there Deirdre <ok>
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    yes its a dream <somersault>
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    Try sticking one up your arse and see if it settles you down a bit.

    Works for me.

    <ok>
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    you know the disturbing thing about that is that you probably really believe that

    Tina youve created a monster, hope your happy <grr>
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    out of bananas, will a carrot work?
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Believe what? That Tina's real name is Deirdre?
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's pronounced Ed Balls <grr>
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    good deflection <ok>
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Eh?
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    Wrap it in clingfilm incase it snaps :bandit:
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    huh?
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh> <deludedretardalert>
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    now i know your bullshitting

    how come a carrot can snap but a banana is ok?

    I was jealous of you, now i believe it was just a fantasy
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    heyyyy its back

    ST let you out tobe?
     
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  15. I just stuck a banana up my arse and it did me no good at all.

    It fell to bits and didn't feel anything like a decent cock or a dildo - am I supposed to be waiting on some medicinal effect?

    It's pish and my ****e is going to be full of potassium now.

    I'm gonna sue you <grr>
     
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  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Think about it. A banana can't snap if it's still encased in the skin.. a carrot however.....

    I'll accept your apology for doubting me in advance.

    <ok>
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    yeah but have you got a solicitor at hand?
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    <laugh>Does your arsehole have a serrated entrance?
     
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  19. That is bullshit - the end of the skin burst due to my well tight dunghole.

    It's all over the ****ing place now. <grr>
     
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  20. Toby

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    It's been coming for a while...You're too stupid to be worth the effort.

    This message is hidden because thefanwithnoname is on your ignore list. <ok>
     
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