Death Row Last Meal

Yeh but he probably just wants to say goodbye to it.

He deffo aint eating the pussy

 

Why?

 

yeah but my last words will be
"why in the name of all things holy did you give your useless parents my Christmas w---- "

 

Was this it?

You're right to be devastated.

 

I dunno. pets dont taste that nice.

 

Wine is fukin rotten, all of it.

Mingers

 

^^^TRAMP

 

Yor mum

 

Is 80 you ****.

 

tbh i cannot remember exactly what is was apart from St Emilion which i had got on offer ,when buying some other wine, from some deli cum wine shop which was an outlet for a local firm that serviced restaurants hotels etc in the area .

 

Sorry mate too old for me.

Tell her i said yo tho

 

All good mate. She has a 74 Yr old toy boy who lives across the way.
Sure she's getting plenty cock.

 

Lets hope so bro, never too old to jizz. Well maybe you can be but you know what i mean.

 

A few years ago that was £35 a bottle and I ordered a mix your own box and it was down to £25 on a one off deal,so I had a couple, never seen it on a deal since,. 2nd best wine I've ever had, absolutely gorgeous.

 

This was the best and it never cost me a penny.

 

Tadpoles Tits on Toast for the starter ...

200 year old fermented duck egg and Nduja omelette (don't mind waiting for the ageing if the eggs not immediately available) ...

Crepes with Brandy soaked Black Cherries and Clotted cream served between Nicole Scherzingers thighs ...

If all elements satisfied and cooked to perfection than I'd skip to the chair whistling "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"

 

Oviparous animals don't have tits.

 

Well I do hope that wouldn't delay the whole thing too much ...

 

Id have zapped you by "fermented duck egg"

Nasty bastard

 

Not a big egg fan full stop ... but that wasn't really the point