A big ****ing steak with blood pissing out it and a jacket spud with lashings and lashings of butter.
I am shocked and deepy hurt by this scathing comment and shall leave this forum with immediate effect.
WILL SOMEONE TELL THE RESIDENT ARGUMENTATIVE GIMLI-SIZED BALD BASTARD THAT IT ISN'T BLOOD - IT'S ****ING MYOGLOBIN FFS!
He might well be but I've been sent grainy footage of him being noshed off by a lady and he seemed to be rather enjoying it. Should be doing the rounds so the GC Whatsapp crew will bound to get hold of it sooner or later.
Saw this and thought of you: Morgue worker 'had sex with corpse' of murdered Big Brother star https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/morgue-worker-had-sex-corpse-11978559
I've been enjoying falafels of late, so I'd probably plump for a plate of falafels as my last meal. Falafels.