Thanks! Yer making me blush. To be fair am only a bit of a **** tho. I lack the final brutality required to be a complete ****.
ER was last seen crying into his pot noodle over his kitchen sink. We assume he is still there but perhaps in skeletal form. His neighbours will smell rotten pot noodle soon.
My fave I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” We actually dissected this poem in class and my english teacher at the time said that was the first time he understood this poem,him in uni et al beautiful moment and remember it to this day.
Percy Shelley, most underrated of the English romantic poets, but better than all of them imo. Check out "The Cloud" for spiritual poetry about nature that makes Wordsworth sound like he was writing birthday card messages.
He bombarded her with poetry during their courtship. Which you'd expect from a Romantic poet with an idealised view of love and passion. Once they were married he probably beat her on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly, while she composed shopping lists.
Justin Bieber - Drugs overdose Paris Hilton - Death by split arsehole in threesome gone wrong Arnold Schwarzenegger - Heart exploding after years of steroid abuse
Jamie Oliver - food poisoning from his own restaurant, tongue swelled up so much it backs up and comes out his nostrils choking him to death Mitch Winehouse - dies in crash between his taxi and the car being driven by his daughter Amy's heroin dealer Margaret Thatcher - dies of complications as a result of Alzhheimer's after she shat herself and with spit dribbling down her chin.....hold on....ah, sorted.
