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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dame, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    FFS, are you five years old?

    Your English is very good for someone so young.

    Lucky B.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 15, 2011
  2. EDGE

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    I beat TOby, I'm due to die in 2076.

    3 years before my 100th bday
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  3. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    I may have said I'm 90 yo sadistic smoker with a bmi over 45.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm 26 and a heavy drinker and smoker. But naturally athletic and handsome, with strong genes <ok>
     
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  5. SleepySpecialK

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    "Have a nice day" <laugh>
     
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  6. SFCbwSFC

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    I'm 100% muscle, so this BMI doesn't take me into account
     
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  7. Toby

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    Maybe but those 3 years won't be fun <alzheimers>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Mine told me I'm dead already too <laugh>

    Redone it and it gave me some other **** day when I'm 78 or something.

    Clearly accurate <doh>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    In my job I deal with quite a lot of pensioners and most of them are miserable old ****s. The feeble-minded are the worst "I let my daughter deal with my affairs" zzzzz. I'd rather die in my 60s or 70s with all my faculties than crawl into my 90s, a burden and nuisance to everyone filled with bitterness and regret.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2011
  10. EDGE

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    I'll be shagging your corpse <ok>
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  11. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Is your BMI over 50?
     
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    EDGE, Jun 15, 2011
  12. Toby

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    Anyone watch the Terry Pratchett documentary last night? One of the most depressing things I've ever seen...
     
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  13. SleepySpecialK

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    I'd rather die in my 30s with all my faculties than crawl into my 40s, a burden and nuisance to everyone filled with bitterness and regret.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    No. I put it at less than 25 and that's when it told me I was already dead. Changed it to a higher, unaccurate one and I've still got 40+ years left.
     
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    I'm guessing that you never had your faculties EVER.
     
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    [NSFW]
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  17. Zico

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    Yer here furra a good time, no a long time <ok>
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    You really shouldn't post stuff like that.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 15, 2011
  19. EDGE

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    [NSFW]MOPE <laugh>[/NSFW]
     
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  20. SleepySpecialK

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    Well said that man <ok>
     
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