Dear Robbie Cowling: Joe is Dunne for! Please remove ASAP!!

Time to look at the facts about Joe Dunne’s brief but disastrous spell as U’s manager:

• Ten defeats in the last eleven matches;
• Seven consecutive defeats;
• Failed to score in four of last five outings;
• Scored 2 conceded 15 in our last six matches.

It’s surely time to admit Robbie that you’ve made another epic gaffe in the managerial recruitment department by rushing to appoint the cheapest option available. Please rectify the said mistake without further delay, preferably before we’re relegated to League Two.