I see a group of men in white coats coming for the lot of you! Don't resist, it's for your own good girls!.................
Dear FFfsbcosiiluvjizzz, now please don't you start you imbecile. I was referring to the field of Psychiatry ....and before you ask that's no where near the Vetch field or near the Sea of Tranquility. Honestly, I come on here out of the goodness of my heart, to lend an ear of understanding to those in need and hopefully pass on my hard earned wisdom... and **** is my thanks! After trying to translate your name I think you better read my pamphlet on Coping With Dyslexia. PS FOR THE LAST ****ING TIME, IT'S DEIRDRE
Dear Phil, After reading your post I see you claim to be the forum clairvoyant with your bizarre future forecast. Perhaps you can help Musty with his political conundrum? I am entrigued by your claims. How exactly do you get these predictions? Do you also get personal messages from God? Tell me about your mother? yours concerned Deirdre
Dear Deirdre, Turns out Sport Relief is nothing to do with tissues & pictures of Anna Kournikova. Why's that? I'm so disappointed
Dear Phil You have me really concerned. Now you claim to know my mother and are wishing acts of violence on people you don't even know. These traits along with your earlier mentioned ability to see the future and talk to God are quite worrying. We need to meet urgently. Due to my caring nature and the fact this forum is open to all, I will not let the world know about my diagnosis. The stigma attached would mean a world of ridicule if it were ever to be revealed. Also I am legally bound to silence by the Patient/Doctor Confidentiallity Laws and the Data Protection Act. Please feel free to meet me for a chat at my specialised clinic. It's the Psychopath Schizophrenic Clinic in Cefn Coed (discretion guaranteed). Deirdre
Dear Dilligaf I am concerned on several fronts by your honest cry for help. Firstly, please don't tell me you borrowed the tissues off Swimaway after his earlier similar confession with his new addiction. Secondly, such an unnatural use of one's sexual attributes strikes everyone upon his thinking of it as a violation of one's duty to oneself. I appreciate it is not so easy to produce a rational demonstration of the inadmissibility of your unnatural use of your manhood and charity telefons, but ultimately I can conclude that your immorality lays in the fact that you are giveing up your personality when one uses oneself merely as a means for the gratification of an animal drive. Perhaps you could give some money to the charity instead? Think of the effect on your loved ones, especially the time spent away from them in seclusion with your new found hobby. Surely you would be better off watching Babestation instead for some quicker relief? My husband, Mr Deirdre, swears by Danii who's on at about midnight leaving loads of time for him to play with the kids in the daytime. Also, if it's specifically tennis stars you crave on a constant basis, be careful you don't get tennis elbow. It's a very common ailment for a disease such as yours. A good idea perhaps would be thinking of Martina Navratilova instead? Please read my pamphlet on 'Vigourously Beating The Hairy Palm' yours Deirdre
Dear Diedree i havnt stopped smiling since may even when giving and getting bad news it`s becoming a bit of a problem as every week the smiling gets bigger and longer often breaking out in laughter even at inapropriate times ! where do you think all this uncontrollable joyous behaviour could stem from ??
Your welcome FFsbcosiluvjizz. You see, in just 1 hour you are able to perfectly converse with every Cardiffian already. You even managed to spell my name correctly in Splottish. Who's next for Auntie Deirdre?
Dear Swantastic as it's your first contact I will forgive your spelling indiscretion... but just this once. I understand your angst. To find the reason for your new found issue, you need to simply take a look in the mirror. In fact take a look in any of the other tabloids and you will find it's your beloved Swansea's rise in the football World that is creating this sense of euphoria. What you are experiencing is Rodgersphillia. Embrace the feeling as you embrace your Super Swansea. Just remember, you are not alone. Just the other day I heard from a young man, who when finding his dog eating a baguette out of his mothers never regions, blurted into "Bread of Heaven". There are thousands going through the same issues. It has become a global pandemic with symptoms similar to yours popping up in places as far and wide as the USA, Bangkok, Australia it is even rumoured to be in Cardiff. However the World Health Organisation are far from concerned since they can find absolutely no negatives with the condition. However, if you ever are overly concerned about your new happiness, I recommend simply spending some time on the Cardiff forum whilst pretending you are a fan of that team, chatting about their style, results and having to put up with JH. I guarantee in 10 minutes you will realise... you are blessed. yours DEIRDRE
Bleeding hard work talking to yourself sometimes Perhaps I should talk to an agony aunt.... oh no... not that again!
