Well in the mean time you're in the right place to get none of the news all of the time![]()
Aye anah mate, the only TV channels we get are French and show SFA of the English footy. Internet is ****e in the hotel so can't stream, can barely send an email TBH but the works network is OK but have to be a bit sneaky and have a couple of spreadsheets open in case the gaffer comes in
Was sat on my balcony the other morning, trying to wake myself up with a cup of coffee and along came this Congolese kid wearing a scum shirt, he's lucky I'd finished my coffee

