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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Mar 12, 2020.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    who was driving?
     
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    The driver.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    minnie?
     
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    Ooh she's quite lovely actually. Have you seen the film Hunky Dory? Great film.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I don’t think I’ve ever been to starburcks.

    hope this helps

    I’ve drawn a couple tho.

    Which branch was it?
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Are you allowed to drive whilst eating and drinking coffee ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I invested all my savings in D live lemons , block chain cryptocurrency
     
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    Not with both hands iirc. Technically any eating or drinking could constitute not being in full control of a vehicle and the Five-O could do you if they think it impairs your driving. You'd have to be seen necking a big gulp just before an accident for them to have any chance of making something like that stick.

    I've seen people reading the paper whilst driving in heavy traffic, also seen a bloke tapping on his steering wheel with a pair of drum sticks in moving traffic. What I despise are the twats who lean forward and cross their arms over the steering wheel. Ten to Two you c.unts, Ten to f.ucking Two!!!*

    *modern advice is Quarter to Three as it reduces injury should your air bag go off.
     
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    The party of small businesses just ****ed over small businesses.

    Ah well...
     
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  13. Toley Fart

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    West monster made them do it
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Went out for dinner last night so fk them.
     
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    Got next week off work and want to eat out most days. Think may be limited to McDonald’s drive through at this rate.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've told Julie we are going out every night until they force the closure of restaurants and bars.

    My gym's been shut now too saw will end up large, very large in fact.

    Surely, the most at risk should be the ones forced to isolate and let us young whippersnappers go about our business of rampant ***gotry and killing stuff.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

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    the village remains open. Supposed 4 star hotel. Not a single hand sanitiser anywhere in the whole place.
     
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