She was gone by about midnight, mate. I didn't enjoy the sex one bit, it was as bad as I thought it would be. I got on top and just banged away until I shot my load. Fat mess.
Just got my first text off her, this is going to be interesting and probably funny.. I'll let you know how this goes down.
Text messages man Her: Eeeee Nick, I feel propa rough man xx Me: Haha, same here Her: Eeeee I feel awful u know xx Me: Ha, **** that man she deserved it Her: Deserved it? What that mean lyk???? Me: What do you think? Her: I ****in knew it! You r a ****in arsehole Nick, dont even know why I ****in bothered Me: Some mate you, haha, **** off.
Is that her mate with the blonde hair? Actually i was expecting far worse. Anyone seen Billy. Think hes gonna for a **** or three.