De Gea is the best keeper in the world

I don’t jizz over men you bellend, Your opinions are crap, De Gea is the best keeper in the world, Regardless of what you or anyone on this forum says.

 

Everyone knows you are a repressed homosexual, Matth, it's obvious to us all, accept it and move on.

 

You're a {non} ****ing ****** that knows **** all, except about billy idol and wasps.

 

I’m not gay, I like women, Now piss off and go and have cock up your arse Or whatever you gays do

 

Hmmmm .... he's not even the best in the Premier League right now, Matthew

 

How do you know you like women? You've never had one

 

.... doubt that's all complete guesswork mind ....

 

You doth protest too much.

I bet you're a real Larry Grayson fan.

 

Never heard of him, You must’ve heard you gay.

 

Was best man for a lad I met at Uni from Nuneaton ... Larry used to live opposite his family ... apparently he was OK and quite a laugh ... never got to meet him myself mind ...

 

Firstly, can you not group me in with Matthew please it makes me feel uncomfortable, and secondly, I was talking about the wider world, not this gaggle of mongs gathered here. Unless you think United pay professionals to form their opinions.

You can try all you like but your opinion is only ever going to be worth one vote.

 

That's an extraordinary outburst, Matth!

 

I bet you laughed, though, yeah?

 

You're outdated mate.

Times have moved on, you havn't..

Same drivel as years gone by.

 

I keep reinventing myself, Commie.

I'm the "David Bowie" of wummery.

 

But in a **** way, yeah?

 

Not at all .

At the moment I'm "a lad insane," yeah?

But I've been everything else, from Ziggy to one of the "boys who keep swinging."

 

"Ground Control to Major Com."

Yeah @Commachio ?

 

Or 'you fat bastard,you bastard hiag' yeah?

 

That's not a Bowie classic.