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De Gea at it - Stolen dough nut!!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by StanDMan, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    I bet you like the ones with the hole dont ya. You filthy animal.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Let's be honest - there's only one donut in this story.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Probably best the coppers weren't called, they would have taken the evidence and eat it themselves.
     
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  4. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Did you not read the article?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They certainly always smoke the evidence, when it's in a 'personal' amount.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, knobhead.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299966,00.html
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No. He works at the donut counter at Tesco's <ok>
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Like they did with my hash confiscated off me in college, 'evidence' my arse. Funny how they don't chuck weed down the drain like they do with alcohol in possession of underage drinkers.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    In my line of work.... <whistle>
     
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  11. Swarbs

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    He may well have forgotten - we had a warning put on the door of our local Sainsbury's at uni warning students about eating bagels and stuff like that whilst doing their shopping and forgetting to pay for them.

    I almost did it once - was munching on a bagel at the checkout and the lady went "is that everything". I replied "yeah" at which point she pointed at my mouth and said "what about that". T'was a wee bit embarrasing...
     
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  12. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Why not? Do you trust Stanclave that much?
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    He meant why would we realise that it was the front page of that filthy Murdoch rag. <doh>
     
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  14. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    Can you really tell all of that from this story?
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

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    Calm down dear. You'll burst a blood vessel. my point being that the article in the original OP sources the sun on several occassions. It could well be bollocks and is most likely embellished in some way.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't try and kid a kidder. Forgot, my arse. Bet you had about three crammed in your gob at the time.
     
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  17. Erik

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    Oh no, a ****ing doughnut! Burn him! Burn him good!
     
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  18. Erik

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    Why don't you shut the **** up you mopey little twat? Oh wait, stupid question; you're a Liverpool fan.
     
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  19. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Better not tell KPR he'll think De Gea getting away with a warning is a massive Howard Webb conspiracy!
     
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