Transfer Rumours Davide Santon

[Mod Face]

Crouch has averaged 14 goals a season over the past 7 seasons and he's got a good touch.... for a big man.

 

[overseasTOON]

That Brian Swanson on SSN has just said, i'm sure he also said 10 million would be a bit short.

If Crouch were to go for £10 million; that's £126, 582.27 per inch of Crouch.

 

[P.T.N]

Splashing the money with Cocaine like, most probably a 10 quid deal of dope, White Lightening and a 10 pack of Regal Superkings

Hey, Ive seen David Craig in person while he aint working. And he is one flash bastard. So, I'd have thought he'd splash out on Cocaine. Anything, to get the chavs swarming round him like he's some sort of god. He bloody loves it. Wouldnt suprise me if he has fathered numerous children in Newcastle to female charva's!

 

[I want curly hair too]

If Crouch were to go for £10 million; that's £126, 582.27 per inch of Crouch.

I hope that is true!

 

[P.T.N]

Bid rejected for Helmes I read.

Phew. I read on their board he'd been given the greenlight to move. Whats the crack with that Cisse chap?

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

Crouch has averaged 14 goals a season over the past 7 seasons and he's got a good touch.... for a big man.

Did you see the build up to the Tottenham-Real Madrid game? the commentator actually said "and there's Peter Crouch, Real will be really worried today about dealing with his ability in the air and his skill on the ground"

I mean, they train every day with Ronaldo, Kaka, Di Maria and Ozil but I'm sure they're terrified of playing against Crouch

 

[Smudger]

Phew. I read on their board he'd been given the greenlight to move. Whats the crack with that Cisse chap?

Us, Fulham, Sunderland and Rubin interested. No one's met the 13m asking price.

 

[Mod Face]

Did you see the build up to the Tottenham-Real Madrid game? the commentator actually said "and there's Peter Crouch, Real will be really worried today about dealing with his ability in the air and his skill on the ground"

I mean, they train every day with Ronaldo, Kaka, Di Maria and Ozil but I'm sure they're terrified of playing against Crouch

What you don't understand is that by being really tall, Crouch has the element of surprise as defenders don't know how to cope with his size.

He's had this same element of surprise for about 10 seasons now.

 

[Smudger]

PlayerRepJD Joseph Donkor
retweeted by SkyGraemeBailey
Alive & Kicking SMG are proud to announce the signing of Italian international Davide Santon to Newcastle United on a 5 year contract.

Dont know who the **** that is like...

 

[goldie]

It's nearly half past

 

[P.T.N]

Bloody hell. Its weird seeing Championship sides making bids of £6.5 Million for players.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

PlayerRepJD Joseph Donkor
retweeted by SkyGraemeBailey
Alive & Kicking SMG are proud to announce the signing of Italian international Davide Santon to Newcastle United on a 5 year contract.

Dont know who the **** that is like...

Football Agent at Alive & Kicking SMG (UK/Portugal/Italy/Paraguay/Argentina), ex-Player. (All views are purely my own

 

[Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat]

PlayerRepJD Joseph Donkor
retweeted by SkyGraemeBailey
Alive & Kicking SMG are proud to announce the signing of Italian international Davide Santon to Newcastle United on a 5 year contract.

Dont know who the **** that is like...

Football Agent

 

[Smudger]

Could be fake though, see if they post a picture.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

There we made it to SSN ticker thingy

 

[Amnesiac]

SSN say we've signed him on a 5 year deal

 

[Smudger]

There we made it to SSN ticker thingy

Hooray!

Just need it to appear on .co.uk ...

 

[Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat]

Yes!!

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Will there be a press conference or an interview?

 

[Hatem Is A Geordie]

Not believing it till pictures are up on nufc.co.uk