David Moyes says.......

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Commachio

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Be as liberal with the truth as you please. :emoticon-0116-evilg




David Moyes say's.........



I'm not ginger, i'm strawberry blonde.


Ellis Short is my lover.


Jack Rodwell deserves England call up.
 
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"The first time I saw Adnan play for Sunderland I knew we'd never win with him in the side. It was then that I resolved to start him in every game. Love that little bugger."
 
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SAFC Nacho said:
"The first time I saw Adnan play for Sunderland I knew we'd never win with him in the side. It was then that I resolved to start him in every game. Love that little bugger."
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<laugh>. That's a topper.




Try saying it in a monotone jock accent. I actually believe Moyes said that.
 
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When Wilfy fisted mah youngest bairn, ah cried intae mah morning hoagie, but then he let me sniff his fingers an wer aw pals again the noo.
 
what can i say apart from if i had spent 200 million i know we would have got some vital points from home draws ,also i thought that short written in the contract meant ellis not no money available.
 
Itsallgravy said:
what can i say apart from if i had spent 200 million i know we would have got some vital points from home draws ,also i thought that short written in the contract meant ellis not no money available.
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To be fair, you're right there'd probably be some bitter United reference in there.
 
"Everyone talks about my time at united - well the stats prove that I was **** but no more **** than other **** results wise - just we played utter **** too. I was unfairly treated - I think, given another couple of years, I could've moulded Man Utd into a solid mid table side.

Sunderland???? Who? Oh the one's I manage now? yeah they were down in August - not my fault though"
 
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marcusblackcat said:
"Everyone talks about my time at united - well the stats prove that I was **** but no more **** than other **** results wise - just we played utter **** too. Iwa unfairly treated - I think, given another couple of years, I could've moulded Man Utd into a solid mid table side.

Sunderland???? Who? Oh the one's I manage now? yeah they were down in August - not my fault though"
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Haha. Very good.
 
'Look lads, we have 8 more games, we have to win them all even though we've only won 5 times in the last 30 games, it's time to stop being ****ing useless utter ****s. I'm not singling anyone out cos you are all ****ing useless, me included, in fact i'm a bigger useless **** than the lot of you shower of ****e. I am the biggest shower of ****e that anyone has ever seen and i'm ****ing useless as well.

Now go out there and roll your ****ing sleeves up and get stuck in and start earning your ****ing grossly inflated wages you bunch of twats.
 
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I blame Jordan Pickford solely for every goal we've conceded. He's absolute ****e. He's dropped for the rest of the season.
( what he should say to take him out of the limelight so we might still have him next year)
 
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