Dave & louis211 vs Tobes

As David Moyes would say;

Dave's unfortunately bringing a knife to a gunfight............

 

As an exercise in the various ways you can call someone a berk without resorting to Anglo-Saxon expletives it's quite entertaining.
I don't even bother reading the argument bit now, the insults are more instructive.

 

You probably haven't noticed, but whilst I am capable of the most descriptive put-downs imaginable, I find it very difficult to pry myself away from the use of my native language

 

A gunfight with you my dear little imbecile would be perfectly safe for me. The odds against you even developing the comprehension to understand how to load a gun let alone fire it are probably longer Ferguson ever winning another European Cup! Come to think of it those odds are probably shorter than Moyes ever wining a European Cup and maybe equivalent to Martinez ever achieving that feat!

Ha! Bookies don't have products - got to be the the most stupid statement this year!

 

And Captain Dave beats Trolling Tobes by a nose, a big red one.

1 Captain Dave 1/10 f

2 Trolling Tobes 100/1

Edit: evening tobes gulp.

 

gambling is for mugs.

rather have a comedown/hangover/STD to show for my spends.

 

Doubt it bone head, as I'm a cracking shot

Turn up on my land & I'll show you

 

Funny thread.

 

Oooooooooh get you! "turn up on my land" Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What a way to describe that postage stamp of grass at the front of your Corpy house

 

Stewards Enquiry in progress.........result to follow...................

 

You're a brave man PMK

 

All funny but bone head?

Not heard that since He Man called it Skeletor But quodos as that was a great cartoon

 

Jealousy is a very unfortunate trait Dave.

But if it makes your sad, lonely, dull existence more palatable to think of me living that way then so be it.

The truth would probably make you explode with rage

 

for the last time, squatting in company properties until a buyer is found isn't "your land".

 

Just trying to diffuse the situation, but since they drew their guns I'm hiding behind the couch.

 

Far far far better people than either you or me came from Corpy houses you arrogant fool!

As the man said "property is theft"

 

Two 40+ year old adults talking about shooting each other on a football forum. This place is ****ing crazy

I think we're only a couple of steps from Dave and Toblerone arranging a fight in Liverpool PMK you've got to film that if it happens, I'll even buy the footage off you!

 

I can defuse it if you want but it will either move to another thread or stagnate waiting for reignition.

 

Nice try at grabbing the moral high ground, but it's another epic fail, given that it was you that put forward that form of property as a poor attempt at a put down.

This is too ****ing easy

 

You wouldn't recognise a moral high ground if you ever saw one. I was laughing at your pathetic " I own half of the Home Counties" illusion.

Doesn't say much for your aim does it when you can't even recognise the target?

Sad when an old man can run rings around you without even trying. Go have another pull on your puffer. Epic failure!