It's ****e being Rangers! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the Celtic. I don't. They're just ****ers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by ****ers. Can't even find a decent football club to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Gambol, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!

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