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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone ever used one? Did you actually set up a date? Did you have a 2nd date? Are you still with someone you met online?

    Asking because I'm a nosy bastard.

    I'm sure you have a tale or two to tell @gas
     
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You getting bored with the wife already?
     
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  3. gas

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    Swingers sites, once you get to know your way round it's easy to find the best ones. We actually only have one account now and very rarely go on it as over the last few years we've got a big circle of "special" friends:emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Couple of people on here have mail order brides iirc.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I pumped 3 aff it
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Better than finding them in the dump imho <ok>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *life
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am gonny join Tootsie's. Anybody got a URL to the 19th century?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or simply imagining them.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Oh great one of the cast from Last of the summer's wine has crashed the party...
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Can't see it but I'm guessing Toby's other half is sticking up for him as per der sript.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Dev has as that is where he gets his jokes from pmsl <laugh> <party>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Punctuation all over the place.
     
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    Wouldnae demean maself; much better to enter into a financial arrangement at Scorpio Leisure. This Gentleman's Club is strategically placed close to the home of Edinburgh Hibernians FC for pre and post match entertainment!
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    There used to be a massage parlour next to the jobcentre on Torphichen Street when I worked there (the jobcentre, not the massage parlour - although it would probably have paid better).

    It collapsed one evening. Rumour has it that there was a top cop and a well-kent local lawyer 'rescued' from the knocking shop. Probably bullshit, but it did collapse.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^

    Arse used to be up for rent
     
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  18. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Visited once (?) during a lunchtime break from the grind of HM Revenue and Customs. Not as welcoming as Scorpio!
     
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  19. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    When one has already hinted at the joke there's really no need to repeat it.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Wooft, you got two likes there :laugh:
     
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