Danny Simpson

Seeing as though he's from my hometown (Salford) and he goes to my local (Bluebell in Monton) I'd say hes an alright guy lol.

 

Do you know him? Please tell him to stop backing off players

 

more to the point has anyone bought it

 

It's called Danny Boy, it's like a knock off Super Mario I think, and it's £1.19 if you're that committed to buying it

 

Been saying for aaaaaages that we need better. I have no confidence in him.

Offers precious little going forward and he can't really defend. And he seems to think he's better than he really is. AND then he released a ****ing stupid game starring himself

 

He's good, and we don't need to get a new RB in, although if one was available and Cashley did splash out, I'd be very happy.

 

Oh, I assumed it was free, does anyone have it?

 

It's not out til later this month. Was going to get it for a laugh, but not for 1.19

 

Ok, I probs won't get it at that price

 

I'm hoping enough people will buy it that he'll make a sequel!

 

Danny Man?

 

i was thinking something even worse like Dan The Man, or Danny Boy 2: Dropping The Balls

 

It's called Danny Boy and its quality. I wish it was out on PS3 so it could have enhanced graphics, but other than that I'd give it 5 stars.

Basically, youre Danny Simpson, and you run around helping out the rest of the gang. You have to go to the library for Joey Barton to find more books to get quotes from for his Twitter account, but as youre running back to training Javier Hernandez comes along. You have to make sure your Danny doesnt see him or he suffers a fit of rage and kills him - you then end up in prison and lose.

If you manage to get past that tricky level, you get an extra life for completing it - which you need as the 2nd level is helping out Nile Ranger. You have to collect his guns from his home down in London and help him shoot down his rival gangs. Once you complete this level you get a ridiculous lip tattoo as a reward.

Level three you have to act as a driver, and help transport Enrique down to Liverpool, you have to make sure nobody notices though or you lose the level. My heart doesnt want me to complete this level - so I havent yet. I'm excited for level 4 though - apparently you get to cut Colos hair !

 

I'm happy with him at RB this season - lets face it, there are much more pressing concerns.

 

You can't cut Colo's hair!!!!

 

This, this and this!

 

Pros:

Quite strong for such a small bloke.
When he actually puts his foot in hes very good in the tackle.
Decent Pace.
Doesn't try to be too clever on the ball and gets rid when he needs to.

Cons:

Backs off to the point of me wanting to chin him.
Positioning is sometimes atrocious, sometimes nowhere near his man and plays people onside.
Whilst his crossing is decent his general attacking play is virtually non existant.

In summary we could do a lot worse, but we could also do A LOT better, I hope Danny improves on his negative statistics but I think there should be some definite competition for him, because I get the impression he thinks hes better than he is and needs a shake up, hoping Tavernier can challenge him for a spot next season.

 

This I would buy!

Who was it on about the bosses you have to defeat? Could have Matt Jarvis and Aaron Lennon, and you have to keep them on their weak foot because the "tackle" button disappears.

 

thought he'd been in a game already?

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