Danny says sorry?

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Safc83 said:
Still a ginger **** though <ok>
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I once met a lass off the internet who lived in Consett.
She looked alright & we had a pint in Stanley Empire.
When we got back to hers she asked me if I wanted a beer.
She was away quite awhile & when she came back in the room she was bollock naked & had this bright ginger hairy triangle that an engineer would have had bother recreating.

Anyhow, I found it incredibly funny cos it was like polished copper you know.
She asked me what I was laughing at & I told her she looked like Chris Evans with a beard, lol.
Never got my stuff that day & strangely, she never called me again despite my apologies.
 
Billy D said:
I once met a lass off the internet who lived in Consett.
She looked alright & we had a pint in Stanley Empire.
When we got back to hers she asked me if I wanted a beer.
She was away quite awhile & when she came back in the room she was bollock naked & had this bright ginger hairy triangle that an engineer would have had bother recreating.

Anyhow, I found it incredibly funny cos it was like polished copper you know.
She asked me what I was laughing at & I told her she looked like Chris Evans with a beard, lol.
Never got my stuff that day & strangely, she never called me again despite my apologies.
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Was that meant to be funny old man? by the way am all shaved & built like a shi* brick house. now run along old man.
 
THEHOTREDHEADMACKEM said:
Am 27 years old, runs my old mans security business, own house, own car & I got much more to but it will get boring. anyway nice talking to you paddy boy but I got jobs to do.
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so really your about 14, been reading to many gangster books, listening to the big boys telling their stories, your dad is a down and out benefit bum so you have to make him sound good, while your mam left yous when you were a baby but you're to ashamed to say.

Chin up son, let it go <ok>
 
THEHOTREDHEADMACKEM said:
Was that meant to be funny old man? by the way am all shaved & built like a shi* brick house. now run along old man.
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Well I'm only 5'6" but would happily hit any **** for a fiver, then again I'm cheap.
Up till now I've not had a go at you but you're right, you are **** so for the first time you & I agree.
Well done, <ok>.
 
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The nastiest ****er I ever met was a ginger. People used to have a go then he'd flatten them he actually killed a bloke with a punch. However, he was an ok bloke if you were ok with him. Back to topic I still think Danny Graham is a devious geordie bastard and will show his true colours in April plus he is fcking **** as well
 
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