It was probably...
Cheryl Cole's A Slapper
She's Got A Hairy Box
And When She's Shagging Ashley
She Thinks Of Danny Fox
Now I take my 11 year old to games, and we have a deal about the songs (being a good Father). We sin a few variants such as:
"sha la la la la la ...who the 'heck' is laughing now"
rickie Lambert ..."He gets the ball, he makes its 'his'. he wears the shirt of Matt le Tiss"
"Lee Barnard, Barnard, he's short and he's 'very' hard"
"da da da da...'pretty' useless"
etc, etc.
How the hell am I going to translate or convert that Danny Fox song.
How about:
Cheryl Cole's A Cracker
She's Got lovely chocs
And When She eats with Ashley
She Thinks Of Danny Fox
Now I take my 11 year old to games, and we have a deal about the songs (being a good Father). We sin a few variants such as:
"sha la la la la la ...who the 'heck' is laughing now"
rickie Lambert ..."He gets the ball, he makes its 'his'. he wears the shirt of Matt le Tiss"
"Lee Barnard, Barnard, he's short and he's 'very' hard"
"da da da da...'pretty' useless"
etc, etc.
How the hell am I going to translate or convert that Danny Fox song.
How about:
Cheryl Cole's A Cracker
She's Got lovely chocs
And When She eats with Ashley
She Thinks Of Danny Fox
and as the saying goes ....
"... but fair"
However my youngest is 14 now and i am pretty sure that he sings the 'dads words' under his breath now and just smiles if i am looking his way !
How about:
Cheryl Cole's A Cracker
She's Got lovely chocs
And When She eats with Ashley
She Thinks Of Danny Fox
I had a wi spat with joe the other day jake, I don't think he realises some saints fans take offence to too much negativity on players .
I can never understand a fan who boos a player in the red and white stripes but some do and I doubt they will ever change.
I have never booed a player. Ever. I love our team, but if you think it's perfect you're a fool. There's nothing wrong with trying to identify weaknesses and discussing what could be done to strengthen the team further, especially when the ultimate challenge of competing in the Premier League is just around the corner.
It's your decision to take offence anyway. I haven't tried to offend anyone.
You really do have issues joe
"I have never booed a player. Ever. I love our team, but if you think it's perfect you're a fool."
AND
"I haven't tried to offend anyone."
Did i say YOU booed a player.
You really are a prize
I would love to have you sat in front of me at a match joe, i will look out for you at the Coventry match, you should be easy to find with a tall pointed hat with a picture of a doughnut on it.