I wanted to post about Dannii. I used to wake up, watch Dannii on telly and then bang my girlfriend. Good times. I once dated a girl because she looked like Dannii. She had very few other redeeming qualities.
Denise Van Outen was a sluttier slut. Much cheaper imo, although Danni did end up shagging some Salford Chav.... so. I was in my skinny loser ****ing 6 times a day stage back then. Thank god ive managed to cut down to four and gain a few stone or I'd have rubbed it down to a useless stump.
Gabby Roslin Was the first I think. She used to run up the stairs during the break to shoot some brown with Paula Yates.
Kelly was the one, she was ****ing useless but who cared?!... She used to get the mad old inventor bloke (Trevor?) excited too....
She looks like she'd be one of the worst shags imaginable. Lying there like a floppy seal albeit with a lower IQ than a seal. Amber Rose is the one for me, massive fake arse, curves and big tits, filthy! Plus she wouldn't spend hours on end getting her hair did.
Why does she have no hair? Not into the military look on women! To be fair though, in some older pics where she had hair, she is quite hot.
