Daniel Sturridge

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Sick ****er! She's been dead 20 years.

hmmm, well if that's true i didn't know, sorry.

 

[Chappaz]

****ing hell. Why do people keep using this ridiculous argument? "I'm going to stick my head in this fire" "but why?" "well that guy over there did it and only suffered third degree burns

It was a joke.

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

15m???
wish we'd paid that to get Villas Boas never mind sturridge

 

[u408379965]

Are Stoke insane? 6 million?

Hopefully Villas Boas sends a fax back including a picture of his arse.

If he goes for any less than 10 million, i'll microwave my balls!

If you're going to make comments like this at least threaten to do something to a bodypart you're actually likely to use.

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Tash, don't insult people's family members, haven't you learnt lesson from, y'know?

Chappaz: That's a relief to hear, but a lot of people use it as serious justification for spunking money up the wall.

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

Tash this has happened before hasn't it . If i remember correctly it ended in a very big arguement.


kudos though for apologising straight away

 

[Donkey Toon]

Not sure at the sense in some of the comments on here about offering £12m because Stoke offered £6m. If that is the best offer on the table then offer the same or slightly higher like £7m. Chelski will then tell us if we are having a laugh and will tell us their opening price. We'll haggle and agree somewhere in between. We go straight in with £12m, Chelski will start at £18m and we'll have to pay £15m.

We start at 6 or 7 we may get him for £10m, which would be fair. Thankful it is actually MA running the finances.

 

[u408379965]

Not sure at the sense in some of the comments on here about offering £12m because Stoke offered £6m. If that is the best offer on the table then offer the same or slightly higher like £7m. Chelski will then tell us if we are having a laugh and will tell us their opening price. We'll haggle and agree somewhere in between. We go straight in with £12m, Chelski will start at £18m and we'll have to pay £15m.

We start at 6 or 7 we may get him for £10m, which would be fair. Thankful it is actually MA running the finances.

With Ashley in charge the opening bid will be a porn mag and a bag of cashew nuts.

 

[Donkey Toon]

With Ashley in charge the opening bid will be a porn mag and a bag of cashew nuts.

Doubt he'd part with a bag of nuts. A vintage Razzle and half a pound of celery maybe. He strikes me as a salad dodger. Don't know why!

 

[Beatski]

With Ashley in charge the opening bid will be a porn mag and a bag of cashew nuts.

the porn mag will probably have a couple of pages stuck together, and the cashews half eaten