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Tel said:
That’s Tommy Fury. The jock lad is a bit of a gimp tbf.
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His mum shaves his arse and he shaves his chest and legs. <doh> I'd slap the hair off him if I was his dad and he asked my bird (his mother) to shave his arse. <laugh>:emoticon-0172-mooni

We went full gimp.

Never go full gimp. :bandit:
 
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Suckmyklopp said:
His mum shaves his arse and he shaves his chest and legs. <doh> I'd slap the hair off him if I was his dad and he asked my bird (his mother) to shave his arse. <laugh>:emoticon-0172-mooni

We went full gimp.

Never go full gimp. :bandit:
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He should just get it waxed really, if he’s a real man.
 
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Tel said:
He should just get it waxed really, if he’s a real man.
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I genuinely find it odd as **** that any man would shave his legs and chest and arse hair off.

Ball bags and cock yeah I get it. But the rest? <laugh>
 
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Suckmyklopp said:
I genuinely find it odd as **** that any man would shave his legs and chest and arse hair off.

Ball bags and cock yeah I get it. But the rest? <laugh>
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Imagine having to keep that up throughout your adult life every couple of weeks.

And how much of a sad fck you would feel as you do it. What an absolute prick.
 
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Treble said:
Imagine having to keep that up throughout your adult life every couple of weeks.

And how much of a sad fck you would feel as you do it. What an absolute prick.
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Absolute **** mate.

Jocks are ****ing strange all round but this fella has me beelin like spazzy ***** ken
 
Imagine your his new bird you go round to meet his folks and mums all like

"Hoos yar arsh we laddie? ya waannt mammy to shave it for ya agin after yar teee? OK teke yar pants off wee man"

Yeah that'll go down well <laugh>
 
Suckmyklopp said:
Imagine your his new bird you go round to meet his folks and mums all like

"Hoos yar arsh we laddie? ya waannt mammy to shave it for ya agin after yar teee? OK teke yar pants off wee man"

Yeah that'll go down well <laugh>
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Sadly I think there will be quite a few modern day birds who will think it's all rather "adorable" and probably give him a hand job whilst his ma is gilletting his arse at the same time, while dad is posting the live feed on facebook.

It's ****s like this why I won't watch this stuff or Towie or Jersey knobs or any of this ****e.
 
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Tobes said:
A thread about a pacy winger morphs into arse hair.

Special.
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Blame skysportsnews metthyew for abandoning his own thread <laugh>

Anyways this is an important issue Tobes, not sure how old the hairless wonder is but if a 20/23 Yr old girl asked her dad to shave her arse it's odd as ****. Possibly even incestuous.

"Mum shave me arse"
Whut da actual ****<laugh><cracker>

[HASHTAG]#equality[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#outraged[/HASHTAG]
 
That meghan tart from last year
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Wid but with the window open so her nose and tits don't melt
 
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