Dangerous revisionism

K.

I like chips

 

Churchill also liked chips. Good start.

 

I bet he liked a bit of mustard on his chips.

Or maybe cos he was half dutch he went for ketchup and mayo.

Personally, you can't beat some good old sesalt and onion vinegar.

 

Nelson Mandela would've loved a bit of reggae reggae if he was still eating chips

I actually met Nelson at high school, the South African embassy was bang next door, and he made a random visit one day.

Holland park

 

Mustard on chips? **** right off...

 

You dont like mustard on chips?
Fux up wid that?
Not even the gay yank mustard?

 

Ohhhh no.

 

No mate, not having it. Also, Mayo on chips only works when you’re off your nut in the Dam. Have tried it back home in Blighty, culinary disaster.

 

Im sticking with mustard for Winston.

Probably the only thing he would be able to taste after a cigar I reckon.

If he was about today he'd deffo be a big tasty kinda man

 

Gravy I reckon.

With a pint of gravy to wash it down.

 

No way man, far to much of an upper crusty to be entertaining some norvern chip dip into his diet.

He'd have been laughed out of Westminster

 

Did you ask Nelson Mandela what he had on his chips during his spontaneous walk around the playground of a Holland Park school which definitely wasn’t a local crackhead shouting “I’m Nelson Mandela”?

 

There is a story that when Churchill first went to Moscow to meet Stalin, Uncle Joe tried to get Winston drunk, but our man matched the Russkie shot for shot. And won his respect in the process.

Trying to imagine Boris and Vlad Putin in a drinking contest, but I reckon they’re a pair of ****ing lightweights tbh.

 

Nah didn't get near the ****, had about 20 goons around him.

No **** bro

 

Donald would be grabbing pussy before you could get a 2nd shot

 

Boris would be lighting his own farts after the third vodka and coke.

 

You know donnys pulling out a phat baggy of powder too.

Then calling in the hoes

 

After four he starts making impossible promises about Northern Ireland.

 

more likely to dip it in his brandy .

 

We need an Irish politician to start talking about "back home" just after that.

Have they got any?