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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was funny watching Hendo cry the week after when we gang raped his mum and Gambol shat on her couch.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pictures can give a false impression, that's clearly the hokey cokey.
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Sigh, the Summer of love seems so long ago. Where did it all go wrong?
     
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  4. Patience

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    Aye, he cried with laughter because you couldn't get it up <rofl>

    Typical POOVE.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Jiffy Peacocking after yet another rumble with the proves

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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    The LYT's McGurkin doing Hitler's Funny Walk Dance on Pud's Fleeto Scum at a recent football game.

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    He's so enraged because, if you watch clearly, the Fleeto Maggot calls him a "****ing POOVE" :eek:
     
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    Kev does the popular kiddy fiddler dance, the Baseball Bat Beatdown, on his hard drive after getting a tip off from the POOVES that he was in the sights of Operation Yewtree.

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    That's right folks, the POOVES are ***** enablers.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No wonder, have you seen Hendo's mum?
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  9. Patience

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    <confused>

    Sorry, mate, think you gang raped the wrong woman. That's no Hendo's ma.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****, its not his dad is it? I thought it was a rather big clitoris.
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

    Not a dance, just how they are sold at Billingsgate market.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I like to do The Shag

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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That music is ****ing dreadful <yikes> :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Toby, Apr 14, 2016
  14. Ponders Revisited

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    I dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight.
     
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    And at Dreamscape '93, Milton Keynes.

    Easygroove, Slipmatt, Ray Keith et al.

    Microdots and Douple-dip strawbs and Merrydown and Smirnoff.

    **** me, those were the days. :cool:
     
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  16. monacoger

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    I had a mate who said to a group of pakis in Glasgow, "have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" and they threw him through a bus shelter! <laugh>
     
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    It looks like you have to have a suppositry
    inserted before you start.

     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    That man is wearing one fine shirt. Not sure about his moves though, seems you have to have lived a life of utter poovery to reach that level of flexibility.

    May I state for the record that I don't watch Strictly Come Dancing, I probably would if that Holly Willoughby presented it but then I'd watch her take a sh*t in a sieve.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nope, that is LYTery, not POOVEry

    We are the POOVES, we are the POOVES, we are, we are, we are the POOVES<party>
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Well obviously I stand corrected but I believe it to be a misappropriation of the word poove and therefore object in principle.
     
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