Fascinating cultural exchange this is. Earlier this year I was lucky enough to visit Japan and there all the toilet seats are electrically heated. I found this really unsettling as, to me, it felt like someone had just vacated the toilet having spent a good 30 minutes on there. Very unnerving.
I've been reading of a WW2 RAN Light Cruiser called Perth. In the tale they talked about how sailors used to crap at sea in the early days. pre twentieth century) Seems they used to go to the bow and hang their arses through a hole and **** straight into the ocean.
In Australia though, with the all year sunshine, you might prefer something more stream-lined please log in to view this image
It's pretty streamlined out in the mulga Ron. Just gotta duck down behind a bush and dump on the ground. Just as well **** decomposes. If it didn't we'd have **** from arse hole to breakfast time.
Last night thieves broke into High Wycombe police station and took off with all the toilets. A spokesman for the Police said "At present we have nothing to go on"
